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Today was ‘fun type 2’ – it was not fun at the time, but, makes for a good story, and is fun after the event. Today was a slog through the mud and soft sand. Lots of walking the bike, lots of taking off the luggage and carrying everything across the deepest mud.

Stranded motorbike

Stranded motorbike

We passed two abandoned motor bikes. Unlike on the APY Lands, these bikes will be collected later. They couldn’t get any further because of the mud and were rescued. We heard about them yesterday at the tourist information. The ground has hardened somewhat, but, it was still very tough.

Stranded motorbike

Stranded motorbike

The road nearer to William Creek is meant to be better. Maybe we can make it tomorrow. I’m sure there’s still a lot of mud before that. ☺


Today I passed 40000km proper, and to celebrate we ate a LOT of Violet Crumbles – used to write 40000.

40000 km in Violet Crumbles

40000 km in Violet Crumbles

40000km on the road

40000km on the road

We also met a young British girl who is cycling from Sydney to Darwin. It was nice to share some time with another cyclist. We also spent some time seeing the sights of Coober Pedy before considering our best options for the next leg of the trip. Tomorrow it is off to Willam Creek. We hope to see Alex and Alaine there too.

Underground church in Coober Pedy

Underground church in Coober Pedy


Today I cycled naked for 8 hours through an amazing moonscape. While naked I cycled through the soft clay against a strong headwind, I pushed my bike through the mud, removed the clay from the wheels and carried out a river crossing carrying the bike above the flowing water. My 40000km challenge from Clement only required that I was naked for 6 hours, but I was enjoying it so much I continued on until evening.

The start of the challenge

The start of the challenge

Clement likes doing and giving challenges, and for my 40000km he gave me one that he knew would appeal to me. Six hours cycling completely naked. By completely naked he meant wearing absolutely nothing – no shoes, no hat, no sunglasses. The lack of shoes may have been the most challenging part, but the mud stuck to the bottom of my feet cushioning them from the rocks on the road.

The road to Coober Pedy

The road to Coober Pedy

Before I left on this bike trip, I used to watch lots of videos of world bicycle touring. The video that inspired me the most was ‘The Road to Karakol’. This video starts with a river crossing with a text that is similar to mine.
‘Hi! I’m Matthew and I’m naked here in Central Australia. You might ask – Matthew, why are you carrying your bike? Well, I don’t want to get the bottom bracket wet, so I’m naked, and here we go! This is river crossing in Central Australia.’

River crossing

River crossing

Taking a photo of Clement crossing the river

Taking a photo of Clement crossing the river

River crossing

River crossing

The road got more and more desolate.

The road to Coober Pedy

The road to Coober Pedy

The road to Coober Pedy

The road to Coober Pedy

Flowers at sunset

Flowers at sunset

Silhouette at sunset

Silhouette at sunset

We’re camping in the middle of absolutely nothing. A flat expanse of nothing – extending from horizon to horizon. It is so, so beautiful.

Day 450a. 0km. Moonscape

Posted: September 9, 2016 in Australia, Cycling
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The day was always going to be an indoor day. It had pissed down all night and the roads were very very boggy. In fact, it was an achievement to even reach the road from the caravan without sinking down into the mud.

Camping spot

Camping spot

We had many games of rummy-cup and asshole (a card game), ate a lot, and waited for the road to dry. We were joined by a New Zealand couple that materialised out of nothing. They were also stranded for the day in the mud. It was quite surreal being trapped due to the rain in the driest place in Australia. Surreal and a lot of fun!


It was getting darker and darker as the clouds loomed heavy above me. The wind was blowing a gale from behind, the first spots of rain had started and it was cold. I was in the middle of a bleak moon landscape – flat, covered in pebbles and no vegetation other than the odd blade of grass. I was 100km from Oodnadatta and 100km from Coober Pedy. Clement was way behind and Alex and Alaine were nowhere to be seen. I was alone and it was about to piss down and make the clay road impassable. I rode on. Stopping would not get me out of this now.

Moonscape campspot

Moonscape campspot

I looked behind and in the distance I saw some headlights. I stopped as the car approached. It was Alex and Alaine.
‘When do you want to stop?’ Alex asked.
‘Right now, it’s about to start – the rain.’
They drove to the top of a slight rise and we set up camp. We were in the middle of absolutely nothing. The rain started just as the caravan and side tent were completed. Clement arrived drenched with the clay clogging his wheels.

It rained and rained and blew and blew all evening and night. We got out of bed several times during the night to rearrange the side panels of the verandah to prevent them from taking off in the wind. The rain has made this spot our home for the next few days.

We had left early in the morning. The road was firm once more and the tailwind was strong, but the dark clouds were gathering and even looking threatening when we left. We didn’t have long, and we wanted to cover as many kilometres as possible before the rain made us prisoner in this flat expanse of exposed nothingness. On went the music and the kilometres flew by as the weather closed in.

Road to Coober Pedy

Road to Coober Pedy

Huddled in the campervan house we talked and listened to the wind and rain as we played games until late into the night.


We made it 100 metres past the bitumen – first cycling, then pushing, then dragging. And then we stopped. It was 6:30 in the morning after one whole day of waiting in Oodnadatta, and now we were returning, backtracking the bespoke 100 metres. I dragged my bike and set clay clogging my wheels the 100 metres back. Clement took off and walked the luggage back before carrying the bike with wheels locked solid over the road of damp clay. We were stuck in Oodna-bloody-datta.

Clement carrying the bike over the mud

Clement carrying the bike over the mud

Stuck in the little outback town – a collection of houses lost in the middle of endless flat nothingness – the people that would normally only greet each other briefly actually conversed. All the roads were closed, and we were locked in to this small grid of bitumen streets. There was a pub. There was a school. There was a museum and there was the Pink Roadhouse – the outback icon with all its violent pink décor and parafanalia.
Everyone was so lovely to us – the wacky cyclists. We were fed a breakfast of bacon and bread. We were given spending money. People were all keen to help and give advice on what to do with my newly broken stand that had snapped that morning as the fully loaded bike sank into the clay. Should I try to get it welded? Araldyte? Find a stick to prop up the bike instead? We became a family of the trapped as we stood in the lovely warm sun in front of the Pink Roadhouse, watching the ‘road closed’ sign and discussing what to do next.

Meet Alex and Alaine – our new travelling companions in the campervan. On the way to Williams Creek (like us), they have been wandering around Australia with their campervan and have now taken on the role of being our guardian angels. They were there as we tried to leave the bitumen road of Oodnadatta town and returned after one metre in the mud on the first morning. They provided us with the hose fittings to help remove the infinite amount of caked-on clay after our second attempt to leave Oodnadatta on day two. They were there with good conversation, good advice and many cups of tea as we sat contemplating our next steps.

It rained a lot during our first night in Oodnadatta with Clement and I snug and dry in the cabin paid my Alex and Alaine. The road (a mudbath in the morning) was almost dry in the afternoon of the first day after a beautiful sunny day – just wonderful for cycling. There was mist the second night which turned the road into sticky clay which foiled our attempt at leaving early in the morning. Reliable rumours were out that the road to Coober Pedy would open, and probably remain open until a big downpour one day later. Our new guardian angels offered to follow us, camp with us, and sit it out being stuck somewhere if needed. Apart from being great company, this removed our fears of running out of food or water if we got stuck.

Alex and Alaine

Alex and Alaine

With no realistic prospect of the direct road to Williams Creek being open in the next week, we waited a bit for the road to dry and left around lunchtime – heading for Coober Pedy.

The road was spectacular – flat, wide absolute nothingness.

Road closed

Road closed

Oodnadatta

Oodnadatta

Camping spot

Camping spot

The road was still soft from the water and the going was tough as the wheels sank into the clay. There were regular mudbaths that clogged up everything, and eventually the clay dried between my wheels and mudguards to make it almost impossible to move forward. Clement had wisely already removed his mudguards before departing. We stopped where Alex and Alaine were waiting and took off my mudguards which helped a lot.

We had a wonderful evening chatting about everything with Alex and Alaine in the absolute middle of nowhere. Tomorrow the rain is coming and we will be stuck somewhere. Let’s see where, and what the universe has in store. This time yesterday I didn’t expect to be here. The universe it like that sometimes.


‘I’m shouting you a cabin!’ said Alex.
I guess we looked a bit forlorne sitting in the Pink Roadhouse as the rain started properly – in the middle of the desert. We have made it to Oodnadatta – not a place known for its rain. We might be stuck here tomorrow. The Oodnadatta track doesn’t like being rained on. Alex has a good card game if the rain keeps coming down.

The Oodnadatta Track

The Oodnadatta Track

The last bushes have given way to nothing. Today we cycled through rolling fields of grass – grass that is usually not there. Normally everything is just red. Red earth. Today we had a sprinkle of rain and the headwind died off. An easy roll into Oodnadatta.

Our food was waiting for us at the Pink Roadhouse in Oodnadatta. Alex and Alaine offered to take the boxes onwards to William Creek. We have enough food to last us until Adelaide. I don’t know what we’ll do after Marree.

The Oodnadatta Track

The Oodnadatta Track


Headwind. But also good road surface. We left early today and cycled down the Oodnadatta track. I have never seen it so green. From little rises, the landscape looks like endless fields of grass with cows grazing. From close-up it is prickly thin grasses blowing in the wind. The desert in bloom.

The Oodnadatta Track

The Oodnadatta Track

When there is no wind there are zillions of flies. We had lunch out of the wind behind a little shed next to a communications tower. The flies were extremely friendly, and also glad to be out of the wind.

Lunch stop

Lunch stop

We are camping in a dry creek-bed. A lovely spot with lots of wood for a lovely fire. Tomorrow Oodnadatta.


There they were on the side of the road – the beautiful Sturt Desert Pea. I’ve only seen them here in the far north of South Australia. South Australia – I’m getting very near.

Sturt Desert Pea

Sturt Desert Pea

With only 65km on a bitumen road with a tailwind we had time to sleep in and talk with John and his visitor Liz. Then we left the APY Aboriginal lands – after about a week in this beautiful place which has left our heads spinning with contradictions I need time to process.

Leaving the APY Lands

Leaving the APY Lands

We arrived in Marla and collected the several tonnes of food our friends in Alice Springs had sent. Having been invited to dinner almost every night in the APY lands, we still had lots of food, and there was no way we could possibly take this food with us on the Oodnadatta track. I did a circuit of the caravan park and found a lovely New Zealand couple – Wendy and Gregory – to take our excess food to Oodnadatta. Now we are all set for the next dirt road into the outback – one I have driven several times before.


The trip is complete. We were allowed to enter the APY Lands to visit Robert Stevens – the head of Fregon community – and now we have seen him. Bumping down the road to Indulkana a car stopped, and out he stepped. Thank you for this amazing opportunity!

Robert Stevens

Robert Stevens

We continued our tradition of stopping for a day in the aboriginal communities, and spent the day in Mimili with Helen and Kel. Another lovely day of talking and sharing stories, and of talking to the kids in the school. We spent the evening in the youth centre watching a debriefing of a football match in the Pitjinjinjara language, and meeting an energetic young aboriginal man that is in a new generation that ‘walks in both worlds’. He grew up with his aboriginal roots, but has studied and spent much time in the wider Australian society. He has a unique opportunity to lead, and improve the lot of the aboriginal people.

Helen and Kel

Helen and Kel

We are staying with a teacher from the school in Indulkana – a keen cyclist who will be joining us tomorrow cycling to Marla. Thanks, John for your great hospitality!

Car wreck

Car wreck